What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

My ex got into a relationship within 2 weeks after a breakup. What should I do?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

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I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”